HOSH

“So my dad’s mom is kind of a crazy cat lady now. She has like twelve cats. She gets them all like — she adopts them — they’re all stray cats which is good. But they like pee all over her house and they all like live in her basement. And a lot of times when she lets them out at night they don’t come back and they get eaten by coyotes because she lives in Vermont and there’s like a lot of woods surrounding it. So everytime we go there we need to like help her clean up all of like her stuff that clutter around her house. Everything kind of smells like cat pee, we have to like shut our doors to make sure they don’t come and pee on our stuff. And umm, I mean she’s like fine, she’s great, but she’s kind of a little cooky, and like quirky. She…she..umm makes a lot of sounds, like to herself she talks to herself a lot and like, like mutters to herself like angrily when she’s like doing dishes and stuff. And sometimes she’ll like all of a sudden get startled by something and like jump and scream and it all scares all of us but she’s, she’s doing fine. She went to Canada with us this summer. But she’s great.”